On Soul Mates

So, it seems I've come to a new conclusion on buying guitars. It shouldn't be such an impulsive manouver if one's serious about it, just like one shouldn't rush into a marriage. As my mentor told me:

Jonny, you don't want to rush into marriage. If she's the wrong one, your going to wake up every morning to hell on earth, and nothing under the roof will be at peace, and your children will suffer through it. And when she files for divorce, she'll most likely gain custody of the kids, because the courts are always more sympathetic to women. And even though it's legal for you to see your children, she'll move far away to another city, just to keep you away from them, and she'll feed seeds of discourse and false truth into them so that when you do finally see them, they'll see you in a scewed perspective...

Well, hopefully, not all marriages end up like that. There is the case of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore haha.

But right, back to my main point, I shouldn't rush into buying guitars; even though the consequences are slightly different from the ones just mentioned. Next one I get, I'm totally going to wait for God's calling and choosing.

Yippie-Kiyay-Motherf*****