Dirty Jokes.

Larry, a man who often speaks at our Church services, is always adament against having any participation with dirty jokes of any kind. But at work the other day, I heard a really good one. And I'm going to share it haha!

So it was the start of the year in one elementry school class, and Mrs. Hubble decides to round up her students to introduce themselves, and what their parents do for a living. Having a fine time learning everyone's names, it was finally little Timmy's turn to share.

"Ahem," he started as he cleared his throat. "Well, my dad started off dancing for women, but he found that he could make more money if he danced for men as well. And he found out that he could make even more money, if he let them put money on him and stuff. He also makes a lot of money if after dancing, he sits at the bar and waits for other men to come to him. And he'll sit on their lap and sometimes go home with them."

Devestated, Mrs. Hubble apologized to Timmy after class, saying she was sorry for having him share such personal secrets.

But Timmy laughed it off. "Oh, don't worry. I wasn't going to tell the class my dad's a candidate for the Liberal Party!"

Haha! Yeah... the guy telling it was Conservative.

PS. Go vote today!