Little Jonny has a Little Crush.

I feel like I'm in an Indiana Jones movie. So... In my Central East European Studies class, there's this girl at the front of the class that's rather pretty. And uh... heh, I don't know. She's a bit ditsy, and stutters a lot, but she's EXTREMELY intelligent.

So, yeah, alright, she's my professor hahaha. Man, is she ever passionate about Poli Sci though.

I should switch majors... ah, but she's married. Drat.