Why I dropped out of the Math Faculty...
Last night was my first night of Abstract Algebra. Darn man, apparently, it is strongly recommended that one takes Math 271 BEFORE this course... and in my case, I'm doing both courses at the same time.
Ah well, maybe I'll get really good at 271.
My profs are alright. Neither of them has an ego that subconsciously causes them to behave in such a fashion that their lectures are incomprehensible; so that's nice. BUT, my AA prof seems to be in a constant state of panic! She confuses herself frequently, and when she does so, her speech reverts to Spanish! GAH!!!!
So, that's reason #1 why I dropped out of the faculty at the end of my first year... Math profs don't seem to be able to speak English.
Oh Dr. S****na... I see the beauty. Please, show me what else can be factored!
Reason #2:
So last night, the fire alarm went off! And after a brief moment of confusion, this kid... This Chinese kid stands up with his fists raised in the air, shouting boldly:
As if that wasn't enough, in his desperate cry to save himself from his stupidity, he adds:
Judge not, for you yourself shall be judged... WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? ARE YOU HUMAN?!?! Man! I remember trying ask my peers for help in first year, on some basic integrations that I couldn't understand, and for flips sake, math students don't speak English either! What? Yes! I like Star Wars, but no! I can't speak Twi'lek!
Anyway... I better start doing some studying, and boning up on my Klingon. First quiz tomorrow!
Chow, muchachos!
Ah well, maybe I'll get really good at 271.
My profs are alright. Neither of them has an ego that subconsciously causes them to behave in such a fashion that their lectures are incomprehensible; so that's nice. BUT, my AA prof seems to be in a constant state of panic! She confuses herself frequently, and when she does so, her speech reverts to Spanish! GAH!!!!
So, that's reason #1 why I dropped out of the faculty at the end of my first year... Math profs don't seem to be able to speak English.
"And sven you fuktor ova heeyaer, kan you zeeda bee-utee??"
Oh Dr. S****na... I see the beauty. Please, show me what else can be factored!
Reason #2:
So last night, the fire alarm went off! And after a brief moment of confusion, this kid... This Chinese kid stands up with his fists raised in the air, shouting boldly:
"Stabilize all auxiliary power to Sickbay!"
As if that wasn't enough, in his desperate cry to save himself from his stupidity, he adds:
"Engage!"
Judge not, for you yourself shall be judged... WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? ARE YOU HUMAN?!?! Man! I remember trying ask my peers for help in first year, on some basic integrations that I couldn't understand, and for flips sake, math students don't speak English either! What? Yes! I like Star Wars, but no! I can't speak Twi'lek!
Anyway... I better start doing some studying, and boning up on my Klingon. First quiz tomorrow!
Chow, muchachos!
posted by Jonny at 12:51 p.m.
3 Comments:
"Captains Log: Today I read a post about math and Star Trek..."
"Captain's Log, Supplemental: I think the blogger is a big geek..."
:)
hmm... Seems like I could learn a lot of Star Trek lingo from you. What's your number?
hahaha, dr.s is hilarious. only this one (either brave or a-lacking) blond chick ever dared to ask questions cuz dr.s would always yell some answer where her body language (head pushed forward, eyes bulging, slightly yelling) and tone of voice screams "are you stupid?".
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