G.R.O.S.S.!

Wow! Birthday's are great! People buy me free dinners and lunches. Thanks for the milkshake Bung! I've been farting all day, but still, it was worth it. That was the best milkshake I've had in my life! Thankfully, the methane content was odourless and soundless aswell, so it didn't cause any embarresment at all (But I think the temperature and humidity levels of my classroom rose a bit).

What else was gross today? I saw this girl today with a pretty short skirt, and for a second, her legs really caught my attention. Not because they were great or anything, but initially, I thought they were rotting! Holy crap! It's the undead brought to life! I thought. Then I realized, she was wearing spandex. Man! Spandex makes your legs gross! Especially if they're hairy legs!

About a week ago, the battery in my overdrive pedal exploded! Man alive, scared me, because I really like this pedal, but, thankfully, it still works. I think the battery's gone though.

Ah, first midterm went very well today. One more to go... The next one is going to kill me...

Thanks for all the happy birthdays!

Jon.