The Lord provides! An entire bottle of Benzydamine, in my cabinet!Well, I thought I was having a terrible time with my resume, but then I blew up the font size and bam! Problem solved!
I bumped into the girl I sort of like yesterday, and attempted a conversation. But it was short. She's literally floored me every time we've met, but I barely know her which makes me pretty shallow. The last time I saw her was in September, and I remember saying to myself, the next time I see her, I've got to ask for her number, ha! I forgot. Reading on how Mel Brooks met his late wife, Ann Bancroft, he bribed someone to find out where she was eating so he could be at the same place.
Perhaps I should do that too... But who can I bribe?
Concerning the Tele, a friend of mine called me up on Monday; he had bought the Tele that I wanted back in Sept. The one I have on layaway, I had ordered in after he bought it. Anyway, he's looking to sell it to buy a computer, for less than even what my discount would give. Not only that, he'll accept payments in installments! Interest Free! Hot dang I say! I mean, I prayed seriously about this purchase. Is this from God? Or is this from Satan?
How the heck does one determine that? But the bird's eye on this guitar is far more figured than the one at the store.... And if I buy the guitar, than I'll have no money to bribe with! Man.


4 Comments:
u forgot?! better pray for another opportunity! be confident my friend...you serve a MIGHTY GOD!! :) Easy to say 'cuase it's not me lol...
Dang man if I were you, I would run around and search the ENTIRE campus. Take note of what classes she takes and follow her common paths between the classes. This will then provide you the opportunity to present yourself..." *bump* whoops, [insert name of gal] funny running you here...so how's [insert course number]? ... would you like to [insert dating activity] sometime?" "
Dude this is your answer...hehe
Yeah, who needs to bribe anyone when you can just stalk her and then play the tele to woo her. :P
I like reading about your admiration of female traits.
Haha. Publishing a comment is so formal.
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